As a fellow California native, let me level with you, Kylie Jenner: New York City streets are not to be messed with, period. End of discussion. These are not the pristine sidewalks of Calabasas, babe! So, please, for the sake of my gag reflex, stop letting your clothing drag on the ground.

The 25-year-old stepped out in Manhattan on Wednesday, November 9, in a black leather miniskirt with a corseted waist, which she paired with an off-the-shoulder chiffon top and matching black leather gloves. As far as Kylie Jenner ’fits are concerned, this one’s pretty basic—until you spot the more risqué aspect of her ensemble: Her top has a tail, and that tail drags behind her on the sidewalk with zero regard for the street juices. Somewhere noted germaphobe Cazzie David is weeping.

To be fair, the skirt is a fantastic transitional piece for fall—swap the open-toe heels for knee-high boots and I’m sold. Patricia Schlein/Star Max

But this is Jenner’s second offense of the week, following her puddle-pants moment on Tuesday. At this point she’s trolling us, right?

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Listen, there’s a possibility that Jenner immediately swaps her street-style-chic looks for “inside clothes” as soon as she returns home. And I’m sure dry cleaning is no issue for an almost billionaire! But it’s getting to be too much.

If virus season can’t convince Jenner to change her ways, maybe the rats will.